ChronoNomad's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Outlaw pt.1]

Holy Hell...

That was an ungodly wicked prologue. With the kinds of reviews you're getting on this, you simply *must* continue the story.

I am in awe of the almost supernatural amounts of time and effort that you obviously put into this animation. This is by far one of the most incredible Flash projects I've seen on Newgrounds in a while.

You get perfect marks from me. You bloody well deserve it.

[Olympus Burger! Part 1/2]

What a crazy concept...

A bunch of greek gods working at a burger joint! Totally original and classic!
The animation is nice, characters look great and the voice acting is superb!
There's not much more to say...it's two juicy patties of awesomeness served on a sesame seed bun with a side order of curly fries!

Hades sounds (and acts) a lot like The Monarch from Venture Bros! Is that what you were going for? If so, you nailed it!

[Ani-mraw-morph]

This is great!

I have been seeing more pencil/pen drawn stop-motion animation here on NewGrounds lately, and I must say that it's a trend I am thus far enjoying! This is excellent, and I really respect the amount of time and effort you obviously put into this. Well done! Cheers to howli for the song, too!

Unfortunately, I think you just single-handedly killed a small forest! LOL

[Bench]

Nifty...but very, very odd!

So, what inspired this intriguing trip into the bizarre? I mean, I like it and all, but it was extremely...uhh...shoot, I don't even know *what* it was! Nothing even caused him to fall apart. His limbs just spontaneously detached, and his head got into a fight with his hand. Whoa. Poor guy. Seriously.

Oh, yeah, and your animation isn't short, like everyone's been saying. It just wasn't very long. Frame-wise, though, it must've been intense! Nice bit of randomness, overall. Anyways, good luck maxing out on the redundancy factor. ;)

[Freezepop's JEM!]

I'm sorry, but no.

That was painful to watch. I give you props for not being too self conscious and actually putting this out there, but...

It just wasn't good. That Numa Numa dude was at least interesting to watch. Once. This...not so much. Sorry. I expect animations done by animators here on Newgrounds -- not people singing and dancing to remixes of marginally popular cartoons from the 80's.

[The Art Of HouseWifery]

Brilliant!

Completely screwed up and mental...but brilliant!

Great voices, and a really fun presentation overall. Maybe not the most earth shatteringly incredibly animation ever, but funny in a satirical, utterly nonsensical way.

As a side note, I don't really think the female population will be clamoring to see it. The women in your life must have a really good sense of humour. Either that, or you're extremely brave! XD

[Waterlollies]

I am in awe...

Your Bitey animations are better than ever...and that is really saying something. Bitey's "eat first, ask questions later" attitude has never put him in such a spot, and the fact that he's basically alienated nearly all the other residents of Brackenwood isn't particularly condusive to his health. He's lucky that the end result wasn't as bad as I was thought - I half expected him to explode violently! Not die, of course...but that he would swell to the size of a derigible and be forced to roll around as a giant water balloon for the remainder of his life. He's a really lucky--? What exactly *is* Bitey, anyway?!

Overall, the animation was stupendous and the music likewise. I believe, Mr. Phillips, that you have outdone yourself...and as I stated previously, that IS saying something!

[Kid Icarus - Rampage]

Too short

It's decent animation with fairly good voice acting. I enjoyed it for the most part. A pity that the episode was so short. It seemed like just when I was really starting to enjoy it...it was over. T_T

On a side note, I have a hard time seeing Kid Icarus in such a Kratos-esque role. Maybe it just reminds me too much of the old "Captain N The Game Master" saturday morning toon. *shrug*

[:: A-Gore-Aphobia ::]

Classic Pilz-e psychosis

To the previous reviewer: The reason why this squirrel didn't sound like Foamy is because...well...IT WASN'T FOAMY! Honestly, how devoid of intelligence can one person be. Read the Author Comments, moron.

Now, back on track: Nice toon, illwillpress peoples. I so dig Pilz-e and his made-up-a-phobias. :) I think I may actually share his A-Gore-Aphopia. *shiver* And as for "Iraq-no-phobia"...damn, that was rich! I can't believe I haven't heard that before. Keep doin' what you're doin'! You guys rock! =^-^=

[Tetris Unleashed 3]

Music VS Animation

The music in your Flash was awesome! Unfortunately, the animation was fairly subpar and it failed to keep up to the rhythmic tone set by the rockin' techno soundtrack. The music was really the only thing that kept me entertained. While the style of animation that you utilized may be simple to manipulate, it's also rather unimpressive. I like my characters with arms and legs...not just hands and feet floating in midair. *shrug* Nothing new.

Jimtopia responds:

I guess you're entitled to your opinion, but if I didn't have this style, I would never get anything done. I find that re-drawing a character so tedious, I get nowhere on the cartoon, that's why I like to have preset models.